1 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:08,837 Alex is the volunteer coordinator here. 2 00:00:08,838 --> 00:00:09,861 Oh, hi. 3 00:00:09,862 --> 00:00:11,584 I'm an alcoholic. 4 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:14,008 I've been in recovery for five months. 5 00:00:14,009 --> 00:00:16,853 And I'm telling you this because relationships, 6 00:00:16,854 --> 00:00:19,984 romantic relationships, just aren't good for me right now. 7 00:00:21,952 --> 00:00:23,854 Okay, Drew, pay attention here. 8 00:00:23,855 --> 00:00:26,615 This is, like, a very important man lesson, see? 9 00:00:26,616 --> 00:00:30,080 It's psychologically purging. 10 00:00:30,081 --> 00:00:32,712 You got the old, miserable disgusting oil... 11 00:00:32,713 --> 00:00:34,229 Yeah, I can tell. 12 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:38,359 It's kinda like popping a pimple or something. 13 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,084 Ugh, man, you gotta get outta my head. 14 00:00:41,085 --> 00:00:42,881 What is going on down there? 15 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:44,534 - Hey! - Nothing. 16 00:00:44,535 --> 00:00:47,385 We're changing the oil in the beast. 17 00:00:47,413 --> 00:00:48,453 Well, I don't know how that's gonna look 18 00:00:48,454 --> 00:00:49,816 in a note to your teacher. 19 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:50,951 "Drew was changing the oil 20 00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:52,950 in a 60-year-old tractor that barely runs." 21 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:54,394 Yeah, she'll get going though. 22 00:00:54,395 --> 00:00:55,367 You're a mess. Go change your shirt. 23 00:00:55,368 --> 00:00:56,859 You look like you work at a gas station. 24 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:58,203 Oh, man. 25 00:00:58,204 --> 00:01:00,224 I can't believe I forgot about school. 26 00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:01,942 I think... Are they starting earlier? 27 00:01:01,943 --> 00:01:03,891 No, dad, same old regular time. 28 00:01:03,892 --> 00:01:04,878 Oh. 29 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,323 So, um, was he talking to you? 30 00:01:07,324 --> 00:01:07,934 Oh, yeah. 31 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,716 You know, I had to tell him to shut up. 32 00:01:11,468 --> 00:01:13,319 Thanks for spending time with him. 33 00:01:13,549 --> 00:01:14,635 I love him. 34 00:01:14,636 --> 00:01:16,253 He's my grandson, you know? 35 00:01:16,254 --> 00:01:16,770 I love you, 36 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:20,010 and the tractor, and I love him. 37 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:21,324 Who comes first? 38 00:01:21,394 --> 00:01:22,651 - Tractor. - Oh, I knew it. 39 00:01:22,652 --> 00:01:25,122 I'm going to school. I'll be home by 10:30. 40 00:01:25,123 --> 00:01:27,058 Whoa, Nelly, 10:30 on a weeknight? 41 00:01:27,059 --> 00:01:28,401 - Okay, I'll come home at 10:00. - Where are you going tonight? 42 00:01:28,402 --> 00:01:30,247 To a friend's house. God! 43 00:01:30,248 --> 00:01:32,069 Whose house are you going to? 44 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:33,380 Jenna's. 45 00:01:33,648 --> 00:01:35,583 - I don't know... - Yes, you do, mom. 46 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:37,389 - Okay. - Okay, fine? 47 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,393 Can I go? 48 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,904 Fine. Call me. 49 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:42,610 Great, thanks. See you. 50 00:01:42,611 --> 00:01:43,761 - I love you. - Bye. 51 00:01:47,677 --> 00:01:48,415 She's lying. 52 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:49,495 - Haddie's lying? - You think? 53 00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:51,102 Yep, I think she's lying. 54 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:53,512 I think she's going to see that boy Alex. 55 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,257 Wait a minute, we don't know that she's lying. 56 00:01:55,258 --> 00:01:57,652 You know, she needs a consequence because she lied. 57 00:01:57,653 --> 00:01:59,347 Okay, if she's lying, she needs a consequence, 58 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:00,979 or she's just gonna keep lying. 59 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:01,990 I would. 60 00:02:03,211 --> 00:02:04,149 How's that oatmeal? 61 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:06,248 - Tastes kind of mushy. - Mmm. 62 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:08,717 Did you know that oatmeal is what they call porridge 63 00:02:08,718 --> 00:02:10,088 in fairy tales? 64 00:02:11,453 --> 00:02:13,638 Oh, my... What? 65 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,848 No. 66 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,479 Oh, no. 67 00:02:17,601 --> 00:02:18,842 Oh, boy. 68 00:02:19,867 --> 00:02:20,800 Oh, babe, don't touch it. Oh! 69 00:02:20,801 --> 00:02:21,997 What? What? I got it. 70 00:02:21,998 --> 00:02:23,313 Is it hurt? 71 00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:24,818 I think it's stunned. 72 00:02:25,016 --> 00:02:26,438 Well, will it be okay? 73 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:27,855 Yeah, sweetie, it'll be fine. 74 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,856 Hey, you know, if you go find a shoe box, 75 00:02:29,857 --> 00:02:31,381 I'll make a bird hospital. 76 00:02:34,434 --> 00:02:35,674 It'll be fine, right? 77 00:02:36,065 --> 00:02:37,186 We'll see. 78 00:02:37,481 --> 00:02:38,608 Oh, babe, don't take it in the house. 79 00:02:38,609 --> 00:02:40,248 - What? - No, it's not hygienic. 80 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:41,855 - It's not hygienic? - No, it's not. 81 00:02:41,856 --> 00:02:43,160 It's not sterile. 82 00:02:43,161 --> 00:02:45,413 Hi, my name is Alex, and I'm an alcoholic. 83 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:46,705 Hi, Alex. 84 00:02:48,262 --> 00:02:50,345 They say you have to hit rock bottom 85 00:02:50,352 --> 00:02:53,086 before you can humble yourself and give up your dependence. 86 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:55,009 They also say if you give up that dependence, 87 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,690 you start to feel life again. 88 00:02:56,691 --> 00:02:59,156 And I'm here to tell you that it is true, 89 00:02:59,419 --> 00:03:01,434 that piece by piece, step by step 90 00:03:01,435 --> 00:03:03,498 you start to feel your life coming back. 91 00:03:03,499 --> 00:03:06,365 Now, I made a friend. 92 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:11,725 And she really showed me that I had something to offer. 93 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:13,044 You know, she showed me my worth. 94 00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:14,461 I never thought I would meet somebody 95 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:18,096 that was so kind and unselfish, 96 00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:19,495 so caring. 97 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:21,977 So I want to thank her. 98 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,656 I want to thank my sponsor. 99 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:25,631 I want to thank all of you 100 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:27,198 for reminding me what I'm fighting for. 101 00:03:27,199 --> 00:03:29,456 So thank you. 102 00:03:39,197 --> 00:03:40,729 Thanks for coming with me. 103 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:42,256 You didn't have to. 104 00:03:43,237 --> 00:03:45,606 I mean, thank you for letting me come. 105 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:58,528 Your friend who you were talking about, 106 00:03:59,180 --> 00:04:01,838 it's me, right? 107 00:04:06,716 --> 00:04:08,318 Of course it is. 108 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:58,364 Hey, Jabbar, what happened in your room? 109 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:00,527 Did something explode in there? 110 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,940 - Um, no. - No? 111 00:06:02,941 --> 00:06:05,406 Did you see his room when you were getting him dressed? 112 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,851 Clothes, toys, crayons everywhere. 113 00:06:07,852 --> 00:06:08,950 It was a mess. 114 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,094 I didn't notice. 115 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,947 Jabbar, you've got to be more responsible with your things. 116 00:06:15,948 --> 00:06:17,846 Put them away when you're done using them. 117 00:06:17,847 --> 00:06:19,203 But I wasn't done using them. 118 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,445 If you're going to bed, you're done using them. 119 00:06:21,446 --> 00:06:22,691 I need you to get up right now, 120 00:06:22,692 --> 00:06:24,498 go in there, and clean up your room. 121 00:06:24,499 --> 00:06:26,174 Get some done before school. Let's go. 122 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:28,379 I guess your mom wants you to do it, you better go. 123 00:06:33,848 --> 00:06:35,735 "I guess your mom wants you to"? 124 00:06:35,736 --> 00:06:37,980 What's that? You should want him to too. 125 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,566 And, by the way, a shrug doesn't constitute 126 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,649 having my back on this. 127 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,318 I don't think I shrugged, but I don't... 128 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,495 No, you totally shrugged. 129 00:06:44,496 --> 00:06:47,327 Okay, well, I'm sorry if I don't think it's important 130 00:06:47,328 --> 00:06:48,566 for a little kid to clean his room. 131 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:49,510 I mean, he's a little kid. 132 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:51,118 It's just gonna get messy again. 133 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,294 All right. 134 00:06:52,295 --> 00:06:54,429 He has to learn responsibility, 135 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,863 and that's our job as parents to teach him that. 136 00:06:55,864 --> 00:06:56,859 - Okay. - Okay? 137 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:58,793 We need to be on the same page. 138 00:06:58,901 --> 00:06:59,854 We have to discipline him. 139 00:06:59,855 --> 00:07:01,407 I need you to back me up on that. 140 00:07:01,408 --> 00:07:02,414 - Okay. - Okay? 141 00:07:02,415 --> 00:07:03,530 We're a team. 142 00:07:06,421 --> 00:07:07,805 You know, this is good, 143 00:07:07,859 --> 00:07:10,207 but judge gainer's a hard ass. 144 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:11,564 I need you to find evidence 145 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,299 that they were actively involved in the infringement. 146 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,764 Knock, knock. Hey, sorry. 147 00:07:14,765 --> 00:07:18,503 Hi, what are you doing... Why are you here? 148 00:07:19,755 --> 00:07:20,118 Sorry. 149 00:07:20,119 --> 00:07:21,533 Okay, anyway, you got that, right? 150 00:07:21,534 --> 00:07:22,629 - You're all over it? - I'm on it. 151 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:25,041 Okay, yeah, you should take lunch anyway. 152 00:07:25,731 --> 00:07:26,909 Why are you here? 153 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,146 "Hi, Sarah. Great to see you. 154 00:07:29,147 --> 00:07:31,704 Are those cupcakes? What an unexpected treat." 155 00:07:31,705 --> 00:07:32,369 All of the above. 156 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:33,817 And why are you here? 157 00:07:33,818 --> 00:07:36,047 Well, because I have some exciting news, 158 00:07:36,048 --> 00:07:40,561 and I brought us some lunch. Okay, let's hear it. 159 00:07:41,119 --> 00:07:42,518 I made a new year's resolution, 160 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,245 - one I can really keep. - Cool. 161 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:49,538 I've decided I am never going to date anyone 162 00:07:49,943 --> 00:07:51,633 ever again. 163 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,486 - Good. - Right? 164 00:07:54,487 --> 00:07:56,583 Because I want to have fun this year. 165 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,556 And my relationships are not fun. 166 00:07:58,557 --> 00:08:01,510 Ergo, to wit, don't have any. 167 00:08:01,511 --> 00:08:03,726 I'm using a little legal jargon there for your comfort. 168 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:04,482 I noticed that. 169 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:05,714 I'm gonna do fun things. 170 00:08:05,715 --> 00:08:07,705 I'm gonna go to museums 171 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:10,426 and, you know, read more. 172 00:08:10,427 --> 00:08:13,076 I'm gonna have a girls' night out with my sister. 173 00:08:13,742 --> 00:08:15,364 When's the last time we had a girls' night out? 174 00:08:15,365 --> 00:08:16,729 I don't actually know that we've ever had 175 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,406 a girls' night out. 176 00:08:17,407 --> 00:08:18,731 Come on, wouldn't it be fun? 177 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:19,913 You're asking me to hang out with you, 178 00:08:19,914 --> 00:08:20,576 - is that what's happening? - Yes. 179 00:08:20,577 --> 00:08:24,481 Do you want to party like it's 1999 or what? 180 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:25,487 Okay. 181 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,679 It's kinda my 13-year-old fantasy coming true actually. 182 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,069 It is? Did you think I was so cool? 183 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,173 - Yeah. - Aww. 184 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:33,046 We get to hang out? My cool older sister? 185 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,541 Well, now I think you're cool, 186 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,453 and I really need you as a friend. 187 00:08:36,454 --> 00:08:38,252 - So what do you say? - Okay. 188 00:08:38,253 --> 00:08:40,006 Good. We're gonna have fun. 189 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,575 Yo, Holt, catch! 190 00:08:46,762 --> 00:08:47,786 What up? Nice catch. 191 00:08:47,787 --> 00:08:49,617 What's up? How was your baseball camp? 192 00:08:49,618 --> 00:08:51,398 - Oh, dude, it was awesome. - That's good. 193 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:52,313 - Hey, guys. - What's up, man? 194 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,307 And it got me away from those crazy relatives, 195 00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,877 which I could not be happier about. 196 00:08:55,878 --> 00:08:56,935 Yeah. 197 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:59,662 So what did you end up doing? 198 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:02,452 I actually spent time with relatives. 199 00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:03,436 I'm so sorry to hear that. 200 00:09:03,437 --> 00:09:05,062 No, it's fine. My grandfather's cool. 201 00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:06,712 He let me drink beer and stuff, 202 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,586 and we just hung out. 203 00:09:07,587 --> 00:09:09,012 Wait, shh, wait. 204 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,876 Your grandpa let you drink? 205 00:09:11,276 --> 00:09:12,227 Oh, yeah, totally. 206 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:14,647 He always has, like, a case of beer in his fridge 207 00:09:14,648 --> 00:09:16,721 in the garage, and we go back there. 208 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,425 And he just let you... 209 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,759 You guys just drink casually together? 210 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,375 - Yeah. - That's awesome, dude. 211 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:22,382 It's so rad. 212 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:24,344 His grandpa's got a bar in the garage. 213 00:09:24,345 --> 00:09:27,463 I think that that sounds like a field trip. 214 00:09:27,464 --> 00:09:28,133 Yeah, it does. 215 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:31,510 Would that be cool, 216 00:09:31,511 --> 00:09:32,859 if we came over after school 217 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:35,765 and got some brewskis? 218 00:09:36,932 --> 00:09:38,187 Yeah, totally. 219 00:09:38,188 --> 00:09:39,089 Rock on, man. 220 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,779 - Hell, yeah. - Par-tay, yes! 221 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,758 - Dude, awesome. - Yeah. 222 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:47,607 This is gonna help you, little guy. 223 00:09:50,587 --> 00:09:52,381 Well, crap. 224 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,501 Oh, that's dead. 225 00:09:58,025 --> 00:09:59,351 Oh, man. 226 00:09:59,352 --> 00:10:00,255 How's Amelia? 227 00:10:00,256 --> 00:10:01,738 Oh, uh... 228 00:10:01,849 --> 00:10:03,233 She... she's great. 229 00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:05,289 She just, uh... 230 00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:09,366 Drank some water, and now she's, um, sleeping. 231 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,130 Shh, we should be quiet then. 232 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:12,992 Come on up into my room and play. 233 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:14,620 Okay, good idea. 234 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:23,359 There you go. 235 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,310 You know, you'd never know it 236 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:26,116 'cause she's always wearing that green dress thing, 237 00:10:26,117 --> 00:10:29,149 but miss Watson is super hot. 238 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:29,798 Miss Watson? 239 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,094 Yeah, I saw her last summer 240 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,777 playing volleyball in booty shorts. 241 00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:33,947 She pulls it off. 242 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,951 Nah, I'm all about miss Gonzales. 243 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,571 - Oh, that's true. - Muy bonita. 244 00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:38,733 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 245 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:41,328 They should not let 28-year-olds teach Spanish 246 00:10:41,329 --> 00:10:42,871 to high school dudes. 247 00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:44,639 Every time she rolls that "r" I can't concentrate. 248 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,130 I just want to get, like, right under that tongue and... 249 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:48,149 Oh, God. 250 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,023 I wouldn't really mind being in one of those 251 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,703 teacher/student sex scandal things with her. 252 00:10:52,704 --> 00:10:54,278 - Hello. - Amen. 253 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,621 Yo quiero sexo with miss Gonzales. 254 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,661 Is that even Spanish? 255 00:10:57,662 --> 00:10:58,955 You're foolin', dude. 256 00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:00,690 How would you conjugate 257 00:11:00,691 --> 00:11:03,398 "let me see you naked" in Spanish? 258 00:11:04,355 --> 00:11:06,252 - I don't think that's... - I failed. 259 00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:08,047 Gonna let you all know. 260 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,960 Yeah, I think that would be, 261 00:11:12,335 --> 00:11:16,186 "dejeme por favor verle desnudo." 262 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,461 Hola, amigos. 263 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:22,057 Hola. 264 00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:23,464 Hey. 265 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,892 So guess what, the bar is now closed. 266 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,768 I didn't see any cars in the driveway. 267 00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:31,691 So you guys should be walking home, correct? 268 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,125 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 269 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,016 - Andale. - Okay. 270 00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,429 I'll see you at school, in Spanish. 271 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,416 Sorry. 272 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,615 Hey, gringo, you got my beer there. 273 00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:44,028 Sorry, sir. Later. 274 00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:48,087 Grandpa, I'll pay you back for these if you want. 275 00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:52,991 Grandson, when I gave you that beer at Thanksgiving, 276 00:11:52,992 --> 00:11:54,471 this isn't what I had in mind. 277 00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:55,862 I know. I totally know that. 278 00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:58,554 Drew, you look at me. 279 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,098 You are such a good kid. 280 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,354 You don't need to impress anybody. 281 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:08,258 You hear me? 282 00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:09,282 All right. 283 00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:11,373 And I don't want this to happen again. 284 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,740 - All right? - Okay. 285 00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:25,569 The thing is you never know 286 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,091 what's gonna be in these boxes. 287 00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:28,472 Why? What do you mean? 288 00:12:28,473 --> 00:12:29,410 Excuse me. 289 00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:30,961 People will donate anything. 290 00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:32,717 We gotta go through these boxes and figure out 291 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,246 if people will actually wear these clothes. 292 00:12:34,247 --> 00:12:35,371 Why, what's, like, the weirdest thing 293 00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:36,138 that you've found? 294 00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:37,316 You know, this rates 295 00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:40,291 up in the top five at least. 296 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,138 - This is hot, right? - That's disgusting. 297 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,551 That's disgusting. This shouldn't be in here. 298 00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:45,433 What's this? This is not clothing. 299 00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:47,181 This is so weird. 300 00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:48,528 This shirt is horrible. 301 00:12:48,529 --> 00:12:51,887 Like, my grandfather would not even... This stuff is horrible. 302 00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:52,923 Hey, dad. 303 00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:55,509 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 304 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:58,074 Well, I was in the area, and I wanted to stop by 305 00:12:58,075 --> 00:13:01,940 and see where you've been spending so much time. 306 00:13:04,604 --> 00:13:05,631 Right. 307 00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:07,112 Alex. 308 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:08,111 Adam Braverman. 309 00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:09,095 Nice to meet you, Mr. Braverman. 310 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:09,810 Pleased to meet you. 311 00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:11,057 Oh, you can just call him "Adam." 312 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,394 You have a great girl. 313 00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:15,230 She's been a huge help to me around here. 314 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,765 Well, thank you very much. 315 00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:18,925 She's a good kid. 316 00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:23,025 Okay, I was gonna take the bus home, 317 00:13:23,026 --> 00:13:25,778 but since you're here, why don't we just go now? 318 00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:27,323 - Okay. - I'll see you. 319 00:13:27,324 --> 00:13:27,899 Nice to meet you, Alex. 320 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,846 Nice to meet you too. 321 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,281 - See ya. - Bye. 322 00:13:34,006 --> 00:13:35,831 - Dad. - Say, Alex? 323 00:13:38,454 --> 00:13:40,605 I was wondering if you'd like to come over some night 324 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:41,832 for dinner. 325 00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:43,318 Dad, he's really busy here. 326 00:13:43,319 --> 00:13:44,520 Once second. 327 00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:46,307 You know, I'd actually love that. 328 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:47,501 - Yeah? - Yeah, a lot. 329 00:13:47,502 --> 00:13:49,862 - How's Wednesday? - Wednesday works. 330 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,829 Great. We'll see you then. 331 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,207 See you then. 332 00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:58,491 See you then. 333 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,581 Come on, honey. 334 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,230 Hey, Haddie, I'm gonna go to the market today. 335 00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:12,973 What do you think your friend would like for dinner? 336 00:14:12,974 --> 00:14:15,160 Hey, it's your thing. You should really go wild. 337 00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:17,342 Well, we don't want to, you know, double up 338 00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:18,909 on anything you guys make at the soup kitchen. 339 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,894 - Like soup. - No soup. 340 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,302 Mom, are you gonna make something weird? 341 00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:25,288 Because usually when guests come over, 342 00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:26,342 you make weird stuff. 343 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,528 I don't cook weird stuff. 344 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:28,157 Who's the guest? 345 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,348 We're gonna make something nice. 346 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:30,619 - It's nobody. - Who's the guest? 347 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,835 Just somebody that I work with that dad wanted to come over. 348 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:35,516 Is it the boy from the food bank that you lied about? 349 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,124 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - No hitting! 350 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,196 That was uncalled for, okay? 351 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:39,172 You don't have to shove your brother's head. 352 00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,631 - Exactly. - We were playing. 353 00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,890 - How about Rosemary chicken? - Fine. 354 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,899 Things look sad when they're dead. 355 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,738 Great observation, honey. 356 00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,185 Mortality makes you snippy. 357 00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,976 I just feel uncomfortable lying to Syd. 358 00:14:56,093 --> 00:14:58,649 Well, all right, we'll tell her. 359 00:14:58,934 --> 00:14:59,767 - Yeah? - We'll tell her, yeah. 360 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:02,143 - Good. - What should we say? 361 00:15:02,144 --> 00:15:03,840 I was thinking something along the lines of, 362 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:06,297 "the bird is dead." You like that? 363 00:15:06,298 --> 00:15:08,052 Well, that's a little harsh. 364 00:15:08,053 --> 00:15:08,973 What else can we say? 365 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,350 I mean, it's nature, it is harsh. 366 00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:13,758 Well, does she need to know at age six that nature's harsh? 367 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:15,166 If Syd lived on a farm, 368 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,076 she'd have seen death 100 times by now. 369 00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:19,456 Let's move to a farm. 370 00:15:19,481 --> 00:15:21,183 She's so innocent and happy, 371 00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:22,351 and she doesn't understand. 372 00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:25,221 It's just, who wants to bring 373 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,775 that little surprise to the party? 374 00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:31,455 Well, if we bring up heaven, 375 00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:33,468 it'll be a lot less scary. 376 00:15:34,512 --> 00:15:35,571 No. 377 00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:39,120 I mean, I know you and I are probably not going, but... 378 00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:39,886 Funny. 379 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,343 What exactly are you gonna tell her about heaven? 380 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,543 Normal stuff. 381 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,471 You mean the made-up stuff? 382 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,598 Yeah, the made-up stuff. 383 00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:49,556 I don't want to lie to her. 384 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,737 You don't know that it's lying. 385 00:15:50,738 --> 00:15:51,183 You don't know. 386 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,046 Exactly, you don't know. 387 00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:54,645 That's the point. That's what faith is. 388 00:15:54,646 --> 00:15:55,868 You don't know. 389 00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:57,449 Is Amelia awake yet? 390 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,050 Hi, sweetie! 391 00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:01,720 No, she's still asleep. 392 00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:02,853 - Yep. - She's sleeping a lot. 393 00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:04,039 Yeah, mm-hmm. 394 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,048 You know, birds when they're recovering 395 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,031 from a concussion, 396 00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,855 which is what Amelia is recovering from, 397 00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:12,639 they do tend to sleep a lot. 398 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,169 Tons. 399 00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,298 I mean, a day or two days. 400 00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,933 Even three, not uncommon for a bird. 401 00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,569 Yeah, because glass is so hard, 402 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:24,873 and their brains are so very, very soft. 403 00:16:24,874 --> 00:16:27,440 Okay, but I can't wait till she wakes up. 404 00:16:27,441 --> 00:16:30,759 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, me... me too. 405 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,617 Get outta here, guys. 406 00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:33,141 Okay, time for school. 407 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:35,087 - Bye, daddy. - Good-bye, turnip. 408 00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:35,726 - Love you. - Love you. 409 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:36,777 Have a good one. 410 00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:38,666 Uh-huh. 411 00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:41,019 - This can't go on. - I know. 412 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:47,548 Hey, your mom's gonna be home soon. 413 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,624 You want to clean up your room a little bit? 414 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,050 After I'm done playing. 415 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,052 Excuse me? 416 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,246 After I'm done playing. 417 00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:54,263 Oh, yeah, when's that gonna be, 418 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,900 when you're 11 and start liking girls? 419 00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:56,908 What? 420 00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:59,025 All right, listen, 421 00:16:59,026 --> 00:16:59,849 let's have a little talk. 422 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:01,957 A little man talk. 423 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,399 All right, okay. 424 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,751 Now I don't want to do that generic dad thing 425 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,686 and bark orders at you or bribe you. 426 00:17:09,687 --> 00:17:11,061 I want to talk to you like a man. 427 00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,044 You're a mature young man. 428 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:14,486 I think we can talk about this logically. 429 00:17:14,487 --> 00:17:16,300 - Can we have a man talk? - Mm-hmm. 430 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,287 Okay. 431 00:17:17,852 --> 00:17:19,211 You don't like cleaning your room, I get it. 432 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,802 I don't like cleaning my room either. 433 00:17:20,803 --> 00:17:22,535 But it's important... Hey, look at me. 434 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:24,731 It's important to your mom, okay? 435 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,910 So that means we gotta do it. 436 00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:28,502 'Cause our job as guys, 437 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,103 we gotta make our ladies happy. 438 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,785 - All right? - Okay. 439 00:17:32,057 --> 00:17:33,647 - Does that make sense? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:17:33,648 --> 00:17:35,045 Okay, good. 441 00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:36,288 So you'll clean up your room? 442 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,913 - Yep. - Okay. 443 00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:39,495 All right, you know what, 444 00:17:39,496 --> 00:17:41,601 I'll even help you this one time. 445 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,374 But then you gotta do it yourself after that. 446 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,078 It'll be our secret. 447 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:46,492 Secret on three? 448 00:17:46,493 --> 00:17:48,196 One, two, three. 449 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,179 Secret! 450 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,429 All right, great. 451 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,901 See? That's how you communicate. 452 00:17:52,902 --> 00:17:54,951 You make a plan and you get it done. 453 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,242 Just two guys teaming up on a hard job. 454 00:18:01,962 --> 00:18:04,188 Work just blows right by. 455 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,421 Hey. 456 00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:09,401 Hey. 457 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:12,592 Oh, hey, I heard you had some of the guys over. 458 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,269 - Grandpa told me. - Yeah. 459 00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:17,268 What are you guys doing, making trouble? 460 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,514 Look, mom, it wasn't that big of a deal, okay? 461 00:18:21,515 --> 00:18:22,402 - We just... - What? 462 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:23,441 We had a few beers. 463 00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:24,642 No one was drunk or anything. 464 00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:27,474 - What? - Nothing. 465 00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:29,808 - No, um... - Look, mom, I had the guys... 466 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,938 - who gave you beer? - Nobody. 467 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,144 I knew that it was in grandpa's barn, 468 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,926 so I invited them over, 469 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:36,955 and we had a few beers. 470 00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:39,276 I mean, me and grandpa had a beer on Thanksgiving. 471 00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:40,506 And I told them about it, 472 00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:43,163 and they kind of invited themselves over. 473 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:47,105 And, I don't know, they were just using me obviously. 474 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:50,703 So grandpa gave you a beer on Thanksgiving? 475 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,504 Uh, yeah. 476 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:55,217 Okay, well, you're not to have them over again. 477 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,628 Look, mom, can we talk about this later? 478 00:18:58,629 --> 00:18:59,638 Sorry. 479 00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:13,230 - Hey, dad. - Yeah? 480 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:17,013 Did you give Drew a beer at Thanksgiving? 481 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:18,468 Yeah. 482 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,789 Yeah, and I gave one to Adam and Crosby 483 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,808 at about the same age. Why? 484 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:25,412 I really wish you hadn't done that. 485 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,408 And I hope you won't do that again. 486 00:19:29,405 --> 00:19:30,669 Well, sweetheart, I don't know. 487 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,212 I think it's a good idea to teach guys how to handle alcohol 488 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,031 before they go out there and make idiots out of themselves. 489 00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:37,941 Maybe that was okay for Adam and Crosby, 490 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:41,112 but they didn't have a father who was an alcoholic. 491 00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:43,161 Well... 492 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:46,792 I don't know if Seth was an alcoholic. 493 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,948 I know that he was a self-indulgent bum 494 00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,665 that couldn't get a job. 495 00:19:53,094 --> 00:19:54,889 Seth is an alcoholic. 496 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,487 Seth is a drug addict. 497 00:20:01,615 --> 00:20:03,629 And you should have told me 498 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,641 you found those guys in there drinking. 499 00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:08,533 Okay, now wait a minute here. 500 00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,336 I shut it down, honey. 501 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,357 I handled it. 502 00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:15,053 So I really don't see what the problem is here. 503 00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:17,552 The problem is I chose an addict 504 00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:19,262 to be the father of my children, 505 00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:23,348 and I worry every day that they have that in them too. 506 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,313 So please... 507 00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:30,178 Let me handle this, okay? 508 00:20:32,455 --> 00:20:33,433 Okay. 509 00:20:33,736 --> 00:20:34,787 Thank you. 510 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:49,506 - Just let me answer the door. - We'll get the door. 511 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,215 We got it, we got it. 512 00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:52,798 Hi, Alex. 513 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:54,563 - Hey, how you guys doing? - How are you? 514 00:20:54,564 --> 00:20:55,056 Thanks for having me. 515 00:20:55,057 --> 00:20:56,714 - Hi, I'm Kristina. - Hello, pleasure. 516 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,434 - Nice to meet you. - Smells great in here. 517 00:20:58,435 --> 00:20:59,973 - I cooked all day. - Thank you. 518 00:20:59,974 --> 00:21:01,812 You didn't have to bring flowers. 519 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,692 Well, they're not actually for you. 520 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,884 - They're for your mom. - Oh. 521 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:06,205 You're kidding. 522 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,597 That is so sweet of you. Thank you. 523 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:10,417 Is this Haddie's boyfriend? 524 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,426 Uh, this is my brother Max. 525 00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:13,993 Hey, what's going on? 526 00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:15,746 I heard a lot about you, little man. 527 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:17,922 You're black. 528 00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:20,938 Sorry, I'm sure Haddie told you about Max. 529 00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:22,131 Max, that is not polite. 530 00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:24,115 No, it's quite all right. You're absolutely right. 531 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,740 I am black. Technically a little brown. 532 00:21:26,741 --> 00:21:28,741 You know, my Uncle Crosby's marrying a black woman, 533 00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:30,597 and they have a son who's half-black. 534 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:31,876 And if you and Haddie had a kid, 535 00:21:31,877 --> 00:21:33,243 he'd look just like Jabbar. 536 00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:34,901 Oh, we're gonna go and check the chicken. 537 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,091 Jabbar would have a twin. 538 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:37,474 Wouldn't that be so awesome, guys? 539 00:21:37,475 --> 00:21:39,586 That's probably not gonna happen tonight. 540 00:21:39,587 --> 00:21:40,949 Yeah, probably not. 541 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,362 So the cool thing about the Hercules beetle 542 00:21:44,363 --> 00:21:46,527 is that it's sexually dimorphic. 543 00:21:46,528 --> 00:21:47,805 Hmm, I knew there was something special 544 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:48,576 about that beetle. 545 00:21:48,577 --> 00:21:50,698 Now the female Hercules beetle 546 00:21:50,722 --> 00:21:51,864 does not have horns. 547 00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:55,468 It's larger-bodied but shorter than the male. 548 00:21:55,598 --> 00:21:58,262 Yeah, I have a book in my room that shows you the difference. 549 00:21:58,263 --> 00:21:59,811 Well, that's cool. I want to see it. 550 00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,229 You know, I like bugs too. 551 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,361 I had to live with them sometimes growing up. 552 00:22:03,362 --> 00:22:04,401 Why? 553 00:22:05,429 --> 00:22:07,997 Because bugs tend to live in old buildings, 554 00:22:07,998 --> 00:22:10,120 buildings that haven't really been taken care of. 555 00:22:13,017 --> 00:22:14,270 Oh, you're poor. 556 00:22:14,271 --> 00:22:16,566 Max. I'm so sorry. 557 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,047 It's... it's all right. 558 00:22:18,048 --> 00:22:19,850 I prefer honesty in people. 559 00:22:19,851 --> 00:22:22,773 So Alex, how did you get involved with the food bank? 560 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,157 Um, that's a funny story. 561 00:22:25,158 --> 00:22:28,017 I... I used to eat there. 562 00:22:28,742 --> 00:22:29,247 Really? 563 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,223 Yeah, that place saved my life. 564 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,854 Wow. 565 00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:34,581 That's something. 566 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:38,193 Yeah, my mom passed away a few years ago, 567 00:22:38,194 --> 00:22:39,726 and it was... 568 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:40,588 Sorry to hear that. 569 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:41,845 Really sorry. I didn't know that. 570 00:22:41,846 --> 00:22:43,093 Thanks, no, it's okay. I'm all right. 571 00:22:43,094 --> 00:22:44,494 It was a while ago. 572 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:46,330 But my dad, 573 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,754 he never really recovered. 574 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:51,307 He was in a bad place. 575 00:22:51,521 --> 00:22:53,854 Had some... some demons 576 00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,674 he couldn't get rid of. 577 00:22:56,438 --> 00:22:57,706 He wouldn't get help. 578 00:22:58,263 --> 00:23:00,513 So I ate quite a few meals there. 579 00:23:04,239 --> 00:23:05,257 Wow. 580 00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:07,731 Must have been a difficult time. 581 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,546 I mean, it was. 582 00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:12,161 But you can't make people's choices for them, right? 583 00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:14,418 So when I was 16, 584 00:23:14,503 --> 00:23:16,283 I emancipated myself. 585 00:23:16,464 --> 00:23:18,432 Mm-hmm, which was really brave. 586 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,524 So you've been living like an adult 587 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,454 since you were Haddie's age? 588 00:23:23,613 --> 00:23:25,194 - 16? - Mm-hmm. 589 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,082 - Wow. - Very impressive. 590 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:28,442 Thank you, thank you. 591 00:23:28,443 --> 00:23:30,251 I mean, to be completely honest, 592 00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:32,131 I had no idea what I was getting myself into. 593 00:23:32,132 --> 00:23:34,134 - Yeah. - But I'm in a good place now. 594 00:23:34,135 --> 00:23:36,535 I'm getting my credits together to finish high school, 595 00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:38,147 managing the food bank. 596 00:23:38,553 --> 00:23:39,992 What I really want to do is have a career 597 00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:41,203 in social services. 598 00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:42,742 Or politics, remember? 599 00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:44,013 Or politics. 600 00:23:44,014 --> 00:23:45,687 But I really want to give back to the system first. 601 00:23:45,688 --> 00:23:47,590 I know, but I mean, we talked about 602 00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:49,527 - you would do well. - I guess. 603 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:50,842 Want to go to college? 604 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:52,185 - College? - Yep. 605 00:23:52,186 --> 00:23:53,309 I'd like that. 606 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:56,116 I'd have to figure some things out first. 607 00:23:56,459 --> 00:23:58,309 But right now I really want to get through a year 608 00:23:58,310 --> 00:23:59,505 on the program. 609 00:23:59,529 --> 00:24:00,666 What program? 610 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,529 I'm in a.A. 611 00:24:07,272 --> 00:24:08,689 What does that mean? 612 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,179 I've heard it before. 613 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,558 It's alcoholics anonymous. 614 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:13,830 So you're an alcoholic? 615 00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:14,951 Well, not anymore. 616 00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:17,225 Well, you're always an alcoholic. 617 00:24:17,226 --> 00:24:19,896 Just I've been sober for six months. 618 00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:20,083 Good for you. 619 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,461 Yeah, this is really boring. 620 00:24:21,462 --> 00:24:24,363 My bug book would be so much more interesting than this. 621 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:25,814 I'm gonna go get it. 622 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:26,817 All right. 623 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,969 I just got my six-month chip. 624 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,065 Haddie went with me. 625 00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:31,483 She did? Congratulations. 626 00:24:31,484 --> 00:24:32,196 That's great. 627 00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:33,821 You should be really proud of yourself. 628 00:24:33,822 --> 00:24:35,889 - That's tough to do. - Good for you. 629 00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:41,911 Um... 630 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:44,017 I'm solid. 631 00:24:45,382 --> 00:24:47,042 I want you guys to know that. 632 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,665 I get that you guys are parents, 633 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:55,184 and I understand how crazy all this must sound, 634 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,104 but you go down the road you go down when you're younger. 635 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,172 You learn what you learn from watching, 636 00:25:03,173 --> 00:25:05,655 imitating what you see, what's right in front of you. 637 00:25:06,478 --> 00:25:07,849 But when you grow up, 638 00:25:08,517 --> 00:25:10,376 you get to make your own choices, 639 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,864 choices that are gonna define who you are, 640 00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:16,632 your morals, what you will stand for, 641 00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:18,145 or what you'll fall for, 642 00:25:19,928 --> 00:25:21,242 who you want to be. 643 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,892 Well, I want to be completely honest with you guys. 644 00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:29,898 So thank you for letting me be. 645 00:25:34,849 --> 00:25:35,465 Thank you. 646 00:25:35,466 --> 00:25:37,539 Thank you for being so honest. 647 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,539 All right, honey. 648 00:25:50,977 --> 00:25:51,988 Hmm? 649 00:25:52,127 --> 00:25:54,068 I was very impressed with him. 650 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,058 Mm-hmm. 651 00:25:55,059 --> 00:25:56,153 Just the way he handles himself 652 00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:59,249 is incredibly mature and decent. 653 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,684 Yeah. 654 00:26:02,011 --> 00:26:03,020 I agree. 655 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:03,900 He's been through a lot. 656 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:05,774 Yeah, it's amazing how grounded he is. 657 00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:08,184 He's a great guy, and he's charming. 658 00:26:08,502 --> 00:26:08,940 He's sweet. 659 00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:09,995 He's very nice to Haddie. 660 00:26:09,996 --> 00:26:11,176 He's a hard worker. 661 00:26:11,177 --> 00:26:12,429 He's obviously a smart kid. 662 00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:14,014 He's very smart. 663 00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:15,542 He's gracious. 664 00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:21,266 I mean, he lives by himself. 665 00:26:21,702 --> 00:26:22,981 He lives like an adult. 666 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:23,793 He has his own place. 667 00:26:23,794 --> 00:26:24,945 He didn't finish high school either. 668 00:26:24,946 --> 00:26:26,026 Well, he's working on that, 669 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:27,757 and, look, I give him a lot of credit for that 670 00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:29,527 and for getting sober. Yeah, I do too. 671 00:26:29,528 --> 00:26:31,134 But all of that, it's just, it's too much 672 00:26:31,135 --> 00:26:34,681 to put on the plate of our 16-year-old daughter. 673 00:26:34,725 --> 00:26:35,661 I completely agree. 674 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,880 If she were 21 years old, different story. 675 00:26:37,881 --> 00:26:39,341 - Totally different. - Completely different. 676 00:26:39,342 --> 00:26:41,617 But she's not 21. She's 16. 677 00:26:42,214 --> 00:26:43,232 And... 678 00:26:43,397 --> 00:26:44,698 That's way too young. 679 00:26:46,352 --> 00:26:48,009 We have to tell her tomorrow. 680 00:26:48,183 --> 00:26:49,609 It's better to end it now 681 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,490 than to let it continue and get serious. 682 00:26:51,491 --> 00:26:53,110 It's the right thing to do. 683 00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:54,114 Definitely. 684 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,034 She's gonna hate us. 685 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:21,351 She died? 686 00:27:22,765 --> 00:27:23,783 When? 687 00:27:24,053 --> 00:27:28,167 Uh, just, like, an hour ago. 688 00:27:28,597 --> 00:27:29,647 Yeah. 689 00:27:30,494 --> 00:27:33,501 Maybe if we put water on her, she might wake up. 690 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,615 Actually, sweetie, no, that's... 691 00:27:38,828 --> 00:27:42,223 When you die, that's it. 692 00:27:43,053 --> 00:27:44,393 Forever? 693 00:27:46,452 --> 00:27:47,502 Yeah. 694 00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:50,675 Well, that's sad. 695 00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:53,515 It is... it is sad, bug. 696 00:27:53,771 --> 00:27:54,825 It is sad. 697 00:27:54,826 --> 00:27:57,123 So everything dies? 698 00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:59,325 Yeah, pretty much, hon. 699 00:27:59,326 --> 00:28:00,725 But, you know, um, 700 00:28:01,318 --> 00:28:04,526 that's kinda the beauty of the world. 701 00:28:04,527 --> 00:28:07,480 You know, it's not permanent. 702 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,056 Are you and daddy gonna die? 703 00:28:11,142 --> 00:28:12,711 Am I gonna die? 704 00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:18,535 Not for a really, really long time. 705 00:28:18,536 --> 00:28:19,538 Yeah. 706 00:28:19,679 --> 00:28:21,241 Like 100 years. 707 00:28:22,112 --> 00:28:24,850 I don't want you to die. I would miss you. 708 00:28:30,216 --> 00:28:31,085 Well, you don't have to, 709 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:33,085 because we'll see each other in heaven. 710 00:28:36,772 --> 00:28:40,702 Heaven is a beautiful place, 711 00:28:40,972 --> 00:28:42,840 and that's where you go when you die. 712 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,031 It's peaceful there. 713 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,831 And it's happy. 714 00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:48,966 And everyone that you love, 715 00:28:49,388 --> 00:28:51,078 everyone that you miss 716 00:28:51,221 --> 00:28:53,166 is there waiting for you. 717 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,306 You know, I don't know if you remember this, 718 00:28:56,307 --> 00:28:59,821 but when you were really little 719 00:29:01,883 --> 00:29:03,590 daddy's mom died. 720 00:29:06,306 --> 00:29:07,837 And she's there. 721 00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:11,974 And you get to see her when you go 722 00:29:12,579 --> 00:29:14,165 in 100 years. 723 00:29:17,114 --> 00:29:20,182 Okay, that sounds good. 724 00:29:20,747 --> 00:29:22,305 Will Amelia be there? 725 00:29:22,306 --> 00:29:23,333 Yep. 726 00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:25,068 Absolutely. 727 00:29:25,481 --> 00:29:28,180 She's probably there already with your grandma. 728 00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:34,470 Okay. 729 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:46,405 You just like her because she has big, blue eyes. 730 00:29:46,406 --> 00:29:47,239 Hey, you guys. 731 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,799 She likes you. It's so obvious. 732 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,706 I could hook something up for you if you're interested. 733 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:52,363 I would have to know for certain 734 00:29:52,364 --> 00:29:53,924 that she felt the same way. She does. 735 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,605 You guys, I don't know how to... 736 00:29:55,606 --> 00:29:57,094 I don't know when the right time is 737 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,189 to bring this up exactly, 738 00:29:58,190 --> 00:29:59,349 but I've been wanting to talk to you. 739 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,024 She's really cute but just make sure you're not settling. 740 00:30:01,025 --> 00:30:03,121 Hey! Hey, guys. 741 00:30:03,122 --> 00:30:07,567 I want to talk to you about drugs and alcohol. 742 00:30:07,568 --> 00:30:09,327 Yeah, okay, sorry, it's a little late. 743 00:30:09,328 --> 00:30:10,461 I know, you know everything. 744 00:30:10,462 --> 00:30:11,698 I know how smart you are, okay? 745 00:30:11,699 --> 00:30:13,504 - She's on both right now. - I just want to say... 746 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:14,936 You know, 'cause Drew, when the... 747 00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:16,375 the thing with the beer and stuff. 748 00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:17,729 What thing with the beer? 749 00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,194 Are you drinking beer? 750 00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:20,185 Why didn't you invite me? 751 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:20,822 You coulda sent me a text message. 752 00:30:20,823 --> 00:30:22,711 Listen, you guys, please. 753 00:30:22,712 --> 00:30:23,732 What? 754 00:30:24,705 --> 00:30:27,515 Your father had problems in this area. 755 00:30:28,154 --> 00:30:29,236 A lot. 756 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:31,501 And, you know, that can be 757 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,675 a hereditary kind of problem. 758 00:30:36,522 --> 00:30:39,139 You have to be more careful than other kids. 759 00:30:40,201 --> 00:30:42,145 - You know that, Drew? - Yeah. 760 00:30:42,146 --> 00:30:44,100 - Do you understand? - Yeah. 761 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:47,545 Do you hear me? 762 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:49,588 Yeah, I think I hear you. 763 00:30:49,589 --> 00:30:50,926 You have to be careful. 764 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,535 I'll be careful. 765 00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:01,443 Jabbar, I'm really proud of you. 766 00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,263 Your room looks beautiful. 767 00:31:03,517 --> 00:31:05,298 Daddy cleaned my room. 768 00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:08,159 He said it was our secret. 769 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,404 Oh, he did, huh? You cleaned his room? 770 00:31:10,405 --> 00:31:13,270 Uh, no, that's not... I just helped. 771 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,463 No, you did the whole thing. 772 00:31:15,714 --> 00:31:18,063 Well, it was a team effort 773 00:31:18,064 --> 00:31:20,651 that I might have done most of. 774 00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:22,406 Finish up with this, okay? 775 00:31:22,407 --> 00:31:23,402 Okay. 776 00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:28,889 That is totally not cool. 777 00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:30,644 It's not cool! 778 00:31:30,645 --> 00:31:33,090 I did not mean to do it. It just happened, okay? 779 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,105 It was the easiest thing to do in the moment. 780 00:31:35,106 --> 00:31:37,522 Easy is not good parenting, and easy is lazy. 781 00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:38,795 And you're teaching him bad habits. 782 00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:41,003 Oh, I'm a lazy bad parent because I don't think 783 00:31:41,004 --> 00:31:43,643 that a dirty room for a six-year-old is a big deal? 784 00:31:43,644 --> 00:31:44,590 I think it's stupid. 785 00:31:44,591 --> 00:31:46,672 This has nothing to do with a clean room or even him. 786 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:47,768 It's you. 787 00:31:47,769 --> 00:31:49,521 You won't discipline. 788 00:31:49,522 --> 00:31:51,243 You always want to be liked and be the good guy 789 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,562 and leaving me with the dirty work. 790 00:31:52,563 --> 00:31:54,045 That's not fair. 791 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:57,700 You're not his friend. You're his father. 792 00:31:59,107 --> 00:32:00,652 Even, like, a restaurant that has a bar. 793 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,894 - We don't have to... - Yeah, that's number two. 794 00:32:02,895 --> 00:32:04,657 Or we could go to a club and dance or something. 795 00:32:04,658 --> 00:32:06,505 We'll find someplace to go, and we'll have a lot of fun. 796 00:32:06,506 --> 00:32:08,427 And guess what, wherever we are going 797 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:10,693 I will be drinking some more. 798 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:12,953 Mmm. 799 00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:19,225 Because I'm not pregnant. 800 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,662 Okay. 801 00:32:22,663 --> 00:32:27,554 Yep, actually I've been trying for four months. 802 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,210 Oh. 803 00:32:31,386 --> 00:32:33,299 This is gonna be better, right? 804 00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:35,666 - Very nice. - Thank you. 805 00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,946 I don't know, the real kind of bummer 806 00:32:38,947 --> 00:32:41,453 is that I keep thinking that I am pregnant, 807 00:32:41,554 --> 00:32:43,762 and then I start to get all sentimental 808 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:45,605 and I think that there's actually... 809 00:32:46,209 --> 00:32:47,129 There's a baby inside of me, 810 00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:50,059 and it kind of breaks my heart every time there's not. 811 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:52,188 So anyway... 812 00:32:52,747 --> 00:32:55,793 When did it get so hard to get pregnant? 813 00:32:55,794 --> 00:32:57,910 I wasn't really intending it either time, 814 00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:58,903 so... 815 00:33:01,258 --> 00:33:01,827 Right. 816 00:33:01,828 --> 00:33:03,955 See, that's all I need to do, 817 00:33:03,956 --> 00:33:06,323 not want to get pregnant. 818 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:09,785 Dad gave Drew a beer the other day, 819 00:33:09,786 --> 00:33:13,796 and I realized I have to tell them what... 820 00:33:16,179 --> 00:33:17,941 The real story is. 821 00:33:18,354 --> 00:33:20,834 That their father could be missing 822 00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:21,962 for days at a time, 823 00:33:21,963 --> 00:33:26,276 and he wasn't on tour like I said, you know? 824 00:33:28,579 --> 00:33:30,697 I just don't know when to tell them 825 00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:32,652 how bad it actually was. 826 00:33:32,653 --> 00:33:34,810 Don't want them to be afraid, you know? 827 00:33:34,837 --> 00:33:35,326 Yeah. 828 00:33:35,327 --> 00:33:39,314 How much truth is too much truth? 829 00:33:39,341 --> 00:33:42,013 Yes, or enough, but not too much. 830 00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:44,444 You know, this whole thing, again, with Sydney 831 00:33:44,445 --> 00:33:47,718 and the afterlife and the death and the bird. 832 00:33:47,719 --> 00:33:48,726 The bird? 833 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,677 Why did that dumb bird have to die? 834 00:33:50,678 --> 00:33:53,300 I mean, couldn't it have just healed itself? 835 00:33:53,301 --> 00:33:54,157 Would that have killed it? 836 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,997 Birds are so self-centered. 837 00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:57,194 Yes. 838 00:33:57,351 --> 00:33:58,806 And then poor Joel has to deal with me 839 00:33:58,807 --> 00:34:00,887 being so controlling, which I hate about myself. 840 00:34:00,888 --> 00:34:02,327 But, I mean, what are you gonna do? 841 00:34:02,328 --> 00:34:05,209 You should get those control issues under control. 842 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:05,876 Thanks. 843 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,021 You should really control those better. 844 00:34:08,898 --> 00:34:09,863 Uh-oh. 845 00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:12,000 It's okay to come in? 846 00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:13,910 - Yeah. - Yeah. 847 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:15,861 Hi, pops. 848 00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:19,094 Well, now that's interesting. 849 00:34:19,095 --> 00:34:21,580 See, I keep walking into different rooms in my house 850 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,575 and finding people drinking. 851 00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:26,598 Should I be taking it personally? 852 00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:27,299 Is it a bad time? 853 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,278 Come in, dad, and have a drink. 854 00:34:29,279 --> 00:34:29,667 Right, okay. 855 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:32,897 I will get you a drink, that's what I will do. 856 00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:38,447 Are we okay? 857 00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:43,983 So... 858 00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:46,592 How much do you want? 859 00:34:46,593 --> 00:34:49,065 - That's good. - Ooh-ooh-ooh. 860 00:34:55,056 --> 00:34:56,826 Okay, may I say something? 861 00:34:56,827 --> 00:34:57,862 Please. 862 00:34:58,852 --> 00:35:03,125 You two ladies have done an incredible job 863 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:05,093 being parents. 864 00:35:07,156 --> 00:35:12,239 And I am so proud to have you two 865 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,795 beautiful girls. 866 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,724 Thanks, dad. 867 00:35:22,184 --> 00:35:22,966 Dad. 868 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:24,542 We're supposed to be partying right now, 869 00:35:24,543 --> 00:35:26,445 not crying, jeez. It's girls' night, dad. 870 00:35:26,446 --> 00:35:28,726 We're supposed to be thinking about boys and lipstick. 871 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:29,737 I think I should go with you. 872 00:35:29,738 --> 00:35:32,002 - I do too. - You're all gussied up. 873 00:35:32,003 --> 00:35:34,831 Let's go dancing. We'll take dad dancing. 874 00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:35,841 Yeah. 875 00:35:41,602 --> 00:35:44,189 Your mother and I had a long talk last night. 876 00:35:44,635 --> 00:35:47,668 And we have decided that 877 00:35:48,851 --> 00:35:51,343 it's best if you don't see Alex anymore. 878 00:35:58,955 --> 00:36:02,256 Uh, is this because he's black? 879 00:36:02,257 --> 00:36:04,655 Haddie, come on, your mother and I are not racists. 880 00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:06,338 Not at all, honey. 881 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:09,480 Then I... Why? 882 00:36:09,481 --> 00:36:12,119 'Cause he was sitting here and you liked him. 883 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,175 I saw you liked him. He's a wonderful person, 884 00:36:14,176 --> 00:36:16,465 - but it's just... - Right, so what's the problem? 885 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,033 We feel that he's too old for you. 886 00:36:18,034 --> 00:36:20,435 He's just... he's too grown-up. 887 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:24,425 You know, he has no parents in his life. What does that mean? So? 888 00:36:24,426 --> 00:36:25,856 He doesn't even have a high school diploma. 889 00:36:25,857 --> 00:36:27,177 I give him a lot of credit for working on it right now. 890 00:36:27,178 --> 00:36:28,718 The a.A. Thing, it's scary. 891 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,399 This is too adult a relationship for you. 892 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,119 You shouldn't be attending a.A. Meetings. 893 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,398 What do you think is gonna happen? 894 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:37,430 I'm not comfortable with him having his own apartment. 895 00:36:37,431 --> 00:36:40,301 Why does it matter what you're comfortable with? 896 00:36:40,302 --> 00:36:42,979 I feel comfortable, and I feel happy. 897 00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:45,032 - We're your parents. - No! I don't care! 898 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,858 Why do you guys get to tell me... 899 00:36:46,859 --> 00:36:49,033 - We know what we're doing. - Haddie, I'm sorry. 900 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:51,674 I'm sorry. This conversation is over. 901 00:36:51,675 --> 00:36:53,020 We have made our minds up. Please, please, please. 902 00:36:53,021 --> 00:36:54,992 You are not to see Alex anymore. 903 00:37:04,884 --> 00:37:06,015 We're sorry. 904 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:16,743 Great. 905 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,403 Pathetic. 906 00:37:28,471 --> 00:37:30,246 We didn't party like it was 1999. 907 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:32,871 We didn't even party like it was 1998. 908 00:37:33,006 --> 00:37:34,715 Phew, good morning! 909 00:37:34,716 --> 00:37:35,726 Hey! 910 00:37:36,038 --> 00:37:37,412 How was girls' night out? 911 00:37:37,413 --> 00:37:39,510 - Pathetic. - We didn't make it out. 912 00:37:39,511 --> 00:37:40,877 We didn't make it out of the house, dad. 913 00:37:40,878 --> 00:37:41,889 Oh. 914 00:37:41,919 --> 00:37:43,400 How come you're not hung over? 915 00:37:43,401 --> 00:37:45,714 Oh, come on, that was girly drinking. 916 00:37:45,715 --> 00:37:47,148 Amateur hour. 917 00:37:47,956 --> 00:37:48,578 Okay. 918 00:37:48,579 --> 00:37:50,114 Oh, this is hazelnut. 919 00:37:50,115 --> 00:37:51,893 Man, gah! 920 00:37:52,763 --> 00:37:54,133 I hate hazelnut. 921 00:37:54,821 --> 00:37:57,869 He's right, we're flavored-coffee-brewing losers. 922 00:37:58,211 --> 00:37:59,402 Okay, I'm gonna go home 923 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:01,119 so my husband can make fun of me. 924 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,922 Okay, but we're gonna do this again next week, right? 925 00:38:02,923 --> 00:38:04,970 - Yeah. - It's girls' night. 926 00:38:05,177 --> 00:38:06,731 This is the year of fun. 927 00:38:07,783 --> 00:38:09,331 It's the year of fun, right? 928 00:38:10,153 --> 00:38:11,212 Whoo! 929 00:38:18,352 --> 00:38:19,345 Hey! 930 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:22,441 Head 'em up, move 'em out. 931 00:38:22,906 --> 00:38:23,550 Where are we going? 932 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,846 I don't know, getting some air. 933 00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:27,111 We'll go take a hike. Whatever we wanna do. 934 00:38:27,112 --> 00:38:28,471 I know we're gonna get in that truck. 935 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,078 I know, we'll go have some coffee, 936 00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:32,561 because men drink coffee. 937 00:38:32,562 --> 00:38:33,605 You understand that? 938 00:38:33,606 --> 00:38:35,827 Yeah, I guess. That makes sense. 939 00:38:35,828 --> 00:38:39,633 I mean, not all male bonding is done over beer. 940 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:40,372 A lot of it is. 941 00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:42,604 I mean, probably way too much of it. 942 00:38:42,605 --> 00:38:44,270 Yeah, but here's the important thing. 943 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:49,612 Men don't squeal on one another. 944 00:38:49,613 --> 00:38:50,582 All right? 945 00:38:51,056 --> 00:38:52,759 Even under torture. 946 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:53,646 What are you talking about? 947 00:38:53,647 --> 00:38:55,937 You're like a little chatty Kathy. 948 00:38:57,095 --> 00:38:58,029 Here, hop in. 949 00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,606 I'll explain it to you. 950 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:07,055 Hey. 951 00:39:08,576 --> 00:39:09,546 Hey. 952 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:11,706 You okay? 953 00:39:12,673 --> 00:39:13,664 Yeah. 954 00:39:17,408 --> 00:39:18,753 Oh, honey. 955 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:22,538 I wish my mom was here to see how great she's turning out. 956 00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:25,147 Oh. 957 00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:28,909 Yeah, I know. 958 00:39:29,528 --> 00:39:30,546 And I... 959 00:39:33,015 --> 00:39:35,272 I like thinking about her in heaven, 960 00:39:36,212 --> 00:39:38,122 with that stupid bird. 961 00:39:41,735 --> 00:39:42,840 I kinda hate you for that. 962 00:39:42,841 --> 00:39:44,564 Oh, I love you. 963 00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:45,637 Come here. 964 00:39:51,163 --> 00:39:54,092 Holy mackerel, you're sweating alcohol. 965 00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:55,134 Mm-hmm. 966 00:39:55,652 --> 00:39:57,575 How much did you guys drink last night? 967 00:39:58,067 --> 00:39:59,214 A lot. 968 00:39:59,804 --> 00:40:01,635 Yeah. You look good. 969 00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,811 - Oh. - You look really good. 970 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,309 Jabbar, I just got a call from a walrus 971 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:15,302 who wants to know when we're gonna be getting to the zoo. 972 00:40:15,722 --> 00:40:17,063 Oh, my... 973 00:40:17,253 --> 00:40:18,723 Buddy, what happened in here? 974 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:19,852 It was just clean. 975 00:40:19,853 --> 00:40:21,260 You could clean my room again. 976 00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,677 It can be our secret. 977 00:40:22,678 --> 00:40:24,446 No, no, we're not doing that again, buddy. 978 00:40:24,447 --> 00:40:26,027 I'll clean it up after the zoo. 979 00:40:26,028 --> 00:40:28,088 No, you need to clean it up now. 980 00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:30,103 No! 981 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,438 Okay, yes. 982 00:40:33,439 --> 00:40:34,971 You have to clean your room now, 983 00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:36,934 or we can't go to the zoo. 984 00:40:39,277 --> 00:40:40,348 All right? 985 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:45,706 Listen, Jabbar, you have to clean your room right now, 986 00:40:45,707 --> 00:40:47,085 or we're not going to the zoo. 987 00:40:47,086 --> 00:40:49,907 - I'm not gonna do it! - Hey, what... Don't. 988 00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:52,195 Then we're not going to the zoo. 989 00:40:52,196 --> 00:40:53,953 - That's not fair! - Yes, it is fair. 990 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,064 What's not fair is me letting you just go through life 991 00:40:56,065 --> 00:40:57,729 thinking that someone's gonna do everything 992 00:40:57,730 --> 00:40:59,126 you need doing, okay? 993 00:40:59,127 --> 00:41:01,122 That would make me a crappy dad. 994 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:03,641 Fine, I'll clean it. 995 00:41:04,126 --> 00:41:04,670 Okay, I'm cleaning. 996 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:07,155 No, buddy, it's too late. 997 00:41:07,488 --> 00:41:08,736 It's too late. 998 00:41:08,737 --> 00:41:11,273 Please, daddy, please! I really want to go. 999 00:41:11,274 --> 00:41:13,228 No, I was very clear, okay? 1000 00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:14,948 Please, look, I'm cleaning. 1001 00:41:14,949 --> 00:41:15,519 See? 1002 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,560 No, buddy, I said now we're not going, okay? 1003 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:20,099 You're a meanie! 1004 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,710 Hey, stop throwing your stuff. 1005 00:41:21,711 --> 00:41:25,023 I hate you! You're so mean! Making it worse! 1006 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:26,816 I hate you! 1007 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,696 You're the meanest dad in the world! 1008 00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,266 You're a meanie! 1009 00:41:42,017 --> 00:41:43,017 Hey. 1010 00:41:43,761 --> 00:41:44,749 Hey. 1011 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:45,760 What's up? 1012 00:41:47,190 --> 00:41:50,112 So what happened? 1013 00:41:50,379 --> 00:41:52,489 What'd they think about me? Did I pass? 1014 00:41:57,426 --> 00:41:59,451 They thought you were really impressive. 1015 00:42:00,035 --> 00:42:01,461 Impressive? 1016 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:03,978 I mean, that's it? 1017 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:12,345 Okay, all right, great, 1018 00:42:12,346 --> 00:42:13,909 'cause I liked them too. 1019 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:15,696 You have a really awesome family. 1020 00:42:18,438 --> 00:42:19,815 Lunch is in an hour. 1021 00:42:19,816 --> 00:42:22,047 Do you want to go give Donna a hand in the kitchen? 1022 00:42:22,048 --> 00:42:23,074 Yeah. 1023 00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:24,626 Okay. 1024 00:42:24,826 --> 00:42:26,026 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrections by Addic7ed.com www.addic7ed.com